i figured out why city boys dont drive lifted trucks very much. m’swaaws GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEy چرا چرا این کارو به من جنگجو به طور مداوم در شب مبارزه می کند و من جنگجو است که همیشه در برابر شما مبارزه و من می توانم آن را کمک کنند
i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.
I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.
my anthropology professor made us do a paper arguing against intelligent design based solely on the anatomy of the human back. he was also a chiropractor part time.
the whole “walking upright” thing was a bit of a rush job
idk man but the idea of cuddling w your partner under a soft blanket on a cold day n having them asleep in your arms while you’re quietly playing video games or something just sounds rlly nice
things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:
the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
random sharp increases in volume
reversing a word in the middle of it being said
reversing someone running/falling as its happening
audiovisual stuttering
amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
screaming
overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”
Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him
